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rickymartinofficial:

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when he texts first <3

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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ombrophilia:

letsbeholmies:

everyone’s freaking out about Sharknado but does no one remember Sharktopus

ah yes, sharktopus, the film with the greatest drinking game ever: drink every time the movie’s name is sharktopus

ombrophilia:

letsbeholmies:

everyone’s freaking out about Sharknado but does no one remember Sharktopus

ah yes, sharktopus, the film with the greatest drinking game ever: drink every time the movie’s name is sharktopus

egg man, a serial killer is arrested by karen, a young woman officer

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

Plan tickets

I have a love/hate relationship with bones

benjamincarmine:

im sorry logan

i got a 50 on cj’s quiz

i failed as a friend

benjamincarmine:

god im a fuckin princess

jackpurrycat:

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… imagedont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

where did he come from

where did he go