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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

mtvzach:

I am so glad. This poor mother has been battling the evil of anime for months now and I think things are turning around for her.

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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This guy in the hall just yelled that no song by maroon 5 in the last 3 years has been good

I’m gonna teach the people at my table how to crochet tomorrow lol

goteamgents:

The September to December season of video games

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