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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

madlori:

I laughed so hard at this I for reals almost puked.

Still kinda can’t breathe.

burpywatermelons:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

stormfurs:

My cat

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

nasadad:

ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

edeaaa:

i take it back i have three new friends

fuckingjongdae:

i really don’t understand how people make fun of kpop have you seen these fuckers dance

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected


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