my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people
how am i a good bitch and bad bitch at the same time
Daylight | Matt & Kim
dmmd au where instead of clear, aoba dates bender from futurama
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
can we start calling shitty things straight instead of gay
How about we call shitty things shitty and not feel the need to fight fire with fire and just stop acting like asshats
Your comment was really straight and unnecessary.
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME
ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG
DID I SCARE THEM AWAY
DID I OFFEND YOU
IM SO SORRY FRIEND