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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK


Anonymous -

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

dreamhound666:

"theft is for scum" nice opinion whered u get it, the cop store

noizsdick:

dmmd au where everything is the same except trip wears tripp pants all the timeimage

knitmeapony:

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

*future me cringes back*

shhady:

guys call girls who like bands crazy and obsessive for knowing all of the band members’ birthdays but they know everything about every football player ever? they know the names, the teams they’ve been on, the teams they’re going to join, how much money they’re all making and all the stats of every player ever? but while this and fantasy football is good and is deemed “normal” girls are still being called crazy and hormonal for going to their favorite band’s concert


Hinata getting some much deserved Senpai love.

Hinata getting some much deserved Senpai love.

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

amillionlightreflections:

according to this thermometer it’s approximately too fucking hot outside